Category: Notices

Public notices, warnings, announcements, and small collapses.

  • Public Notice: The Magazine Has Sustained Minor Damage

    The editors regret to announce that the magazine has sustained minor damage during transit from the idea stage to the internet.

    The damage appears to be mostly cosmetic. A few headings are leaning. Several paragraphs arrived with their hands in their pockets. One category has been asked to explain itself and has refused.

    Readers are advised not to touch any exposed wires, especially those labeled vision, community, or content strategy. These are believed to be live.

    No poems were harmed during the incident, though several complained about the lighting.

    Further notices will be issued as the situation develops or as the editors remember where they put the login credentials.